








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6450 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5805 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3328 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4079 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,682,751 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VHS | 52% | 208 |
| #2 | ♕AKA ramaza♕ | 44% | 77 |
| #3 | Accurate Choppa | 44% | 85 |
| #4 | Newports | 43% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VHS | 52% | 208 |
| #2 | ♕AKA ramaza♕ | 44% | 77 |
| #3 | Accurate Choppa | 44% | 85 |
| #4 | Newports | 43% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Newports | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Accurate Choppa | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ♕AKA ramaza♕ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | VHS | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VHS | 123 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #2 | Newports | 120 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | ♕AKA ramaza♕ | 76 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Accurate Choppa | 7 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕AKA ramaza♕ | +3.79 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | VHS | +1.96 | 57 | 28 |
| #3 | whalegoddess | -0.55 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | Newports | -0.90 | 49 | 57 |
| #5 | Accurate Choppa | -2.42 | 68 | 19 |





