








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4572 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4431 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3928 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4397 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,454,102 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘒𝘈𝘓𝘐 | 88% | 43 |
| #2 | GO A | 82% | 45 |
| #3 | BIMBER | 79% | 73 |
| #4 | MIN+ | 79% | 77 |
| #5 | Car | 78% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sexy | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | 뚝딱이 | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | 김캔서 | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | BIMBER | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | MIN+ | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z | +4.49 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | GO A | +1.85 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | sexy | +1.68 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | MIN+ | +1.38 | 88 | 34 |
| #5 | 뚝딱이 | +1.35 | 88 | 70 |





