








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 157 | 21% |
| Smokes | 199 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 221 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 187 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,124 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E$t0 | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | MLN | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | sn0w雪 | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | maskijn | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Monsta Sung | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | byDAN | 2 | 0.0465 |
| #2 | maskijn | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | MLN | 1 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E$t0 | +4.74 | 67 | 59 |
| #2 | sn0w雪 | +4.40 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Dreka | +2.96 | 86 | 59 |
| #4 | MLN | +1.97 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | maskijn | +1.24 | 73 | 80 |





