








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7231 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6695 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5005 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5280 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,442,901 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saari ♿♿ | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Harlekeen | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | Sicarius | 44% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saari ♿♿ | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Harlekeen | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | Sicarius | 44% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sicarius | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Saari ♿♿ | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sicarius | 188 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Harlekeen | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Saari ♿♿ | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | etny | +1.41 | 72 | 74 |
| #2 | Saari ♿♿ | +0.98 | 50 | 56 |
| #3 | Sicarius | -0.19 | 51 | 67 |
| #4 | Harlekeen | -0.40 | 59 | 47 |





