








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 536 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8527 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3510 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4262 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4760 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,940 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | 64% | 47 |
| #2 | Restini | 57% | 91 |
| #3 | MONTTECRISTO | 54% | 332 |
| #4 | Isoo Basso | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | quuuu | 52% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MONTTECRISTO | 18 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | quuuu | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | pelkkä raimo | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Restini | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Kloppi | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MONTTECRISTO | 939 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #2 | quuuu | 848 | 0.18 | 30 min |
| #3 | pelkkä raimo | 385 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | Restini | 358 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #5 | Kloppi | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snap | +2.14 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | MONTTECRISTO | +2.12 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | Restini | +1.13 | 71 | 74 |
| #4 | matte | +0.74 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | FaZe märkä | +0.63 | 76 | 59 |





