








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1403 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1949 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2286 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1963 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $988,232 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xelios19 | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | ReckerBan | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | RealXelios99 | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | BOT Satra | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Tabaahi | 55% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Allen Career Institute | 49% | 140 |
| #10 | Cactus | 48% | 52 |
| #11 | ranzol | 47% | 43 |
| #12 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 43% | 44 |
| #13 | anyonebut_ | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tabaahi | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Bhartiya Nagrik | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Allen Career Institute | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Cactus | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bhartiya Nagrik | 152 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tabaahi | 138 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Allen Career Institute | 103 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | ranzol | 91 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cactus | 82 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allen Career Institute | +2.06 | 65 | 27 |
| #2 | Xelios19 | +1.44 | 70 | 53 |
| #3 | Cactus | +0.24 | 33 | 58 |
| #4 | RizzleR | -0.22 | 49 | 56 |
| #5 | Bhartiya Nagrik | -0.25 | 65 | 43 |





