








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6537 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5234 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3635 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3880 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,297 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bert | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | Tars | 55% | 228 |
| #3 | RobloxLover2011 | 54% | 228 |
| #4 | b1gdookie | 54% | 107 |
| #5 | Zuko | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RobloxLover2011 | 54% | 228 |
| #4 | b1gdookie | 54% | 107 |
| #5 | Zuko | 54% | 28 |
| #6 | nunu | 51% | 82 |
| #7 | Jolly | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tars | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | RobloxLover2011 | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | b1gdookie | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | nunu | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | bert | 7 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tars | 787 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | RobloxLover2011 | 525 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | b1gdookie | 407 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | bert | 319 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #5 | nunu | 106 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1gdookie | +1.20 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Jolly | +0.88 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | nunu | +0.85 | 85 | 47 |
| #4 | RobloxLover2011 | +0.78 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | bert | +0.65 | 73 | 72 |





