








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3103 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3218 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2414 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2977 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,301 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | opA | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Zock | 55% | 96 |
| #3 | vickristo | 47% | 59 |
| #4 | Tyreum | 47% | 220 |
| #5 | Limoero | 46% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vickristo | +5.51 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | Zock | +4.73 | 75 | 21 |
| #3 | opA | +4.27 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | Tyreum | +2.91 | 63 | 78 |
| #5 | Limoero | +1.67 | 63 | 63 |





