








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 347 matches | ||
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 233 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




231 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6822 | 21% |
| Smokes | 9196 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10629 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6075 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,478,805 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenn | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | clx. | 50% | 151 |
| #3 | Flo | 49% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenn | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | clx. | 50% | 151 |
| #3 | Flo | 49% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clx. | 32 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Flo | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Lenn | 8 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clx. | 614 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | Flo | 313 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Lenn | 90 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clx. | +2.71 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Flo | +1.53 | 50 | 75 |
| #3 | Lenn | +0.26 | 51 | 59 |
| #4 | 🟩Dope | -0.11 | 61 | 73 |





