








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2205 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1644 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 945 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1056 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,507 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ☹AWE | 51% | 69 |
| #4 | KaJE | 48% | 112 |
| #5 | ERMAK | 48% | 113 |
| #6 | LMO | 48% | 42 |
| #7 | ToBkocsgo-skins.com | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ERMAK | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | KaJE | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ☹AWE | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ToBkocsgo-skins.com | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | LMO | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ERMAK | 766 | 0.32 | 17 min |
| #2 | KaJE | 419 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | ☹AWE | 218 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | ToBkocsgo-skins.com | 166 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | LMO | 103 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antushka | +1.95 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | MFDOOM | +0.46 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | ☹AWE | +0.00 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | KaJE | -0.27 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | LMO | -0.29 | 75 | 66 |





