








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1170 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1280 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1180 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1019 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,126 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | T1R0 | 38% | 24 |
| #8 | ♛ piLsa | 33% | 6 |
| #9 | EduValvaBR | 33% | 15 |
| #10 | Odin e as Galinhas | 33% | 24 |
| #11 | Kabal | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1R0 | 79 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | . | 56 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Odin e as Galinhas | 55 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | R.P – BLASToff | 46 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #5 | EduValvaBR | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chavoso | +1.62 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | X-RAY 💚 | +1.58 | 69 | 77 |
| #3 | . | +1.18 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | ♛ piLsa | +0.63 | 44 | 81 |
| #5 | PheeN | -0.40 | 72 | 70 |





