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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1202 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1125 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1184 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 964 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $261,140 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f6tal | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Krad | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | KARYN4 | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Sk1GirL悲伤 | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Margo | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1GirL悲伤 | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krad | 150 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | f6tal | 112 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Margo | 52 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | KARYN4 | 39 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sk1GirL悲伤 | 38 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rAge | +3.81 | 94 | 71 |
| #2 | f6tal | +2.83 | 93 | 59 |
| #3 | KARYN4 | +2.47 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Krad | +1.28 | 95 | 72 |
| #5 | Margo | -0.92 | 80 | 58 |





