








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1260 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1208 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1361 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1111 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,437 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | capitoL | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | STRYKY NIGHT ON THE STREET | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | KID BENGALA | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | dAS!* | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Jintaaa | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | capitoL | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | STRYKY NIGHT ON THE STREET | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | KID BENGALA | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | dAS!* | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Jintaaa | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dAS!* | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dAS!* | 60 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jintaaa | 43 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | STRYKY NIGHT ON THE STREET | 38 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | capitoL | 31 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | KID BENGALA | 22 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRYKY NIGHT ON THE STREET | +3.17 | 72 | 80 |
| #2 | capitoL | +0.74 | 84 | 78 |
| #3 | Jintaaa | +0.57 | 54 | 78 |
| #4 | dAS!* | +0.36 | 80 | 76 |
| #5 | KID BENGALA | +0.33 | 57 | 72 |





