








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 909 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1377 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2401 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2319 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1014 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $921,970 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | iGood | 60% | 73 |
| #6 | MiKeY | 46% | 28 |
| #7 | aNs | 34% | 32 |
| #8 | Konstant | 30% | 33 |
| #9 | Sir SmokALot | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iGood | 180 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | xeИИoИ | 123 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Konstant | 59 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | MiKeY | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | aNs | 47 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1sk | +3.65 | 77 | 51 |
| #2 | iGood | +2.60 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | Cassper | +2.25 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | loadingMVP | +1.26 | 60 | 58 |
| #5 | xeИИoИ | +0.79 | 71 | 63 |





