








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3267 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5414 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3078 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3870 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,232,402 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freakziee | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | MGK | 55% | 143 |
| #3 | Miami | 50% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freakziee | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | MGK | 55% | 143 |
| #3 | Miami | 50% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MGK | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Freakziee | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Miami | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miami | 694 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | MGK | 213 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Freakziee | 188 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hidari | +2.07 | 58 | 57 |
| #2 | MGK | +1.28 | 68 | 48 |
| #3 | Freakziee | -0.62 | 52 | 66 |
| #4 | Miami | -1.46 | 65 | 61 |





