








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 944 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6939 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4941 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3674 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4425 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $614,630 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 𝕽𝕱𝖖 | 56% | 166 |
| #6 | SiemacH | 53% | 264 |
| #7 | Miodek | 52% | 211 |
| #8 | Br0nco | 48% | 180 |
| #9 | Gerwazy Cooper | 47% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alvarro | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | SiemacH | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Br0nco | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Bromek | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Miodek | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miodek | 548 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | SiemacH | 536 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Br0nco | 478 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | 𝕽𝕱𝖖 | 272 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gerwazy Cooper | 246 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patryk | +3.30 | 85 | 79 |
| #2 | 𝕽𝕱𝖖 | +1.68 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | Pułek | +1.06 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | Bromek | +0.50 | 77 | 46 |
| #5 | SiemacH | +0.12 | 63 | 54 |





