








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 811 | 37% |
| Smokes | 672 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 314 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 381 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,468 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panlucas | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | belfort | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | sou calvo | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | saipsz4n | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | GUUUUUUD1 | 55% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUUUUUUD1 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | SicK | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Aranda | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | mnT' | 1 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sef | 213 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #2 | SicK | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | GUUUUUUD1 | 94 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Aranda | 89 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | vini | 70 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saipsz4n | +4.42 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | guibinha | +2.00 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | sef | +1.78 | 61 | 81 |
| #4 | panlucas | +1.38 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | belfort | +0.58 | 62 | 77 |





