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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 457 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7140 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6204 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4545 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3672 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,240,673 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tjardh | 53% | 83 |
| #2 | Viper | 53% | 127 |
| #3 | fliqs | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | DeaLer _ # 030 | 51% | 93 |
| #5 | Tommy Tomsen | 49% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeaLer _ # 030 | 266 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tommy Tomsen | 209 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Viper | 170 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tjardh | 168 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | fliqs | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fliqs | +0.42 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | DeaLer _ # 030 | +0.18 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | sciL :] | -0.19 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | Tommy Tomsen | -0.24 | 41 | 76 |
| #5 | Viper | -0.24 | 78 | 51 |





