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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1349 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2006 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1553 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1658 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,203 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3eter | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | .iNS7DER | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | FantaSTEEP! <3 | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | ruBeats | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3eter | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | .iNS7DER | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | FantaSTEEP! <3 | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | ruBeats | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FantaSTEEP! <3 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | P3eter | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FantaSTEEP! <3 | 104 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | .iNS7DER | 54 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | ruBeats | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | P3eter | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAIMrio | +2.15 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | P3eter | +1.08 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | .iNS7DER | +0.91 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | FantaSTEEP! <3 | -0.26 | 47 | 82 |
| #5 | ruBeats | -3.76 | 39 | 60 |





