








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1161 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1303 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1782 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1539 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,872 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | 〽️W4NSTER | 40% | 45 |
| #14 | Set1nA | 39% | 28 |
| #15 | eL1GOD ♛ | 38% | 40 |
| #16 | William Bomber | 27% | 11 |
| #17 | BILLYJO3_ 🐍 | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carteira de Trabalho | 166 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | łu1st | 144 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #3 | eL1GOD ♛ | 131 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | 〽️W4NSTER | 95 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Set1nA | 88 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fillus | +6.76 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | William Bomber | +3.65 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | łu1st | +2.29 | 61 | 77 |
| #4 | Galow | +2.07 | 57 | 74 |
| #5 | Caderno | +1.87 | 55 | 68 |





