








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1434 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1439 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1180 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1456 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $208,562 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekkled | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | babayaga | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | Berner Jr. | 46% | 95 |
| #4 | sw1ZZlez | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekkled | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | babayaga | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | Berner Jr. | 46% | 95 |
| #4 | sw1ZZlez | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sw1ZZlez | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | babayaga | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Berner Jr. | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Rekkled | 2 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berner Jr. | 373 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | sw1ZZlez | 98 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rekkled | 37 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | babayaga | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekkled | +3.12 | 56 | 21 |
| #2 | Jamboo | +1.87 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | sw1ZZlez | -0.48 | 40 | 61 |
| #4 | babayaga | -1.00 | 72 | 13 |
| #5 | Berner Jr. | -1.17 | 32 | 63 |





