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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4471 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4342 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4544 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4468 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,341 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⎝⎝✧TsigaKill✧⎠⎠ | 55% | 51 |
| #2 | {Teo_M@vRo$} | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⎝⎝✧TsigaKill✧⎠⎠ | 55% | 51 |
| #2 | {Teo_M@vRo$} | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⎝⎝✧TsigaKill✧⎠⎠ | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | {Teo_M@vRo$} | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⎝⎝✧TsigaKill✧⎠⎠ | 161 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | {Teo_M@vRo$} | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {Teo_M@vRo$} | +1.45 | 48 | 44 |
| #2 | ⎝⎝✧TsigaKill✧⎠⎠ | -0.65 | 59 | 54 |
| #3 | Evil Spirits | -1.44 | 16 | 67 |





