








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2017 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2927 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2406 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2463 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,256 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bempel | 180 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | R!ck | 160 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | sneaKer | 116 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Stienkesocke | 107 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nackt vorm PC - lyr!c | 100 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bempel | +2.96 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | Panda | +1.34 | 50 | 59 |
| #3 | Stienkesocke | +0.93 | 21 | 44 |
| #4 | oZz | +0.92 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Nackt vorm PC - lyr!c | -0.64 | 32 | 56 |





