








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13305 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10195 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 10792 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 10581 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,758,312 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elite | 64% | 58 |
| #2 | cfuzzy | 64% | 58 |
| #3 | -asher- | 61% | 56 |
| #4 | carszin | 60% | 70 |
| #5 | Gelvish imp lord of darkness | 57% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | gadget hackwrench | 52% | 135 |
| #8 | tиuɔ | 52% | 85 |
| #9 | Steep | 51% | 98 |
| #10 | TokyoKami | 49% | 89 |
| #11 | Arcueid | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gelvish imp lord of darkness | 20 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Steep | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | gadget hackwrench | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | tиuɔ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | carszin | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gadget hackwrench | 657 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | Steep | 375 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | carszin | 345 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | Gelvish imp lord of darkness | 277 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | tиuɔ | 259 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elite | +2.99 | 82 | 44 |
| #2 | yalenzz | +2.60 | 75 | 77 |
| #3 | cfuzzy | +2.53 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | carszin | +1.59 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | Gelvish imp lord of darkness | +1.27 | 71 | 62 |





