








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 236 matches | ||
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




277 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 270 | 2% |
| Smokes | 8042 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 4880 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4630 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,210,460 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1018 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drunk Welder | +2.92 | 45 | 66 |
| #2 | Mcdonalds Employee #1 | +2.03 | 28 | 27 |
| #3 | nixas | +1.99 | 55 | 64 |
| #4 | jBOT | +0.48 | 59 | 37 |
| #5 | Nightmare. | -1.09 | 35 | 7 |





