








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 377 | 25% |
| Smokes | 406 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 346 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 398 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,548 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1SH4N | 233 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #2 | R 0 B B 4 N | 98 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | fl✪w | 81 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | ti jean 0617 | 68 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | bitch please!!!! | 48 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Assassinz | +10.29 | 95 | 86 |
| #2 | V1SH4N | +4.64 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | ti jean 0617 | +3.98 | 53 | 56 |
| #4 | bitch please!!!! | +2.40 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | still in lasi #H | +2.32 | 75 | 53 |





