








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1036 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1055 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1256 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1157 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,069 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "Zero" AnubisWarrior | 62 | 0.0388 |
| #2 | Baby Yoda | 20 | 0.0385 |
| #3 | Hugo :) | 17 | 0.0193 |
| #4 | stein | 11 | 0.0197 |
| #5 | X4 | 10 | 0.0268 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "Zero" AnubisWarrior | 234 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | stein | 118 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Baby Yoda | 94 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | R1OT | 73 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Flapswag | 62 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stein | +5.70 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | R1OT | +4.89 | 82 | 42 |
| #3 | Baby Yoda | +2.18 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | Flapswag | +2.12 | 89 | 62 |
| #5 | "Zero" AnubisWarrior | +1.74 | 85 | 62 |





