








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 155 | 10% |
| Smokes | 627 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 422 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 294 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $87,974 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ironic Lad・ブラーモメント | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | dust 2 silver 2 | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taralfo | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ironic Lad・ブラーモメント | 65 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | JustMatte | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gründer Industries | 15 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | dust 2 silver 2 | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ironic Lad・ブラーモメント | +4.58 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | Gründer Industries | +1.15 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | JustMatte | +0.48 | 29 | 59 |
| #4 | dust 2 silver 2 | +0.37 | 69 | 36 |
| #5 | Butter Dog | -1.78 | 47 | 29 |





