








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 680 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4696 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3558 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2073 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2719 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $758,067 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 318 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | kikoG | 63% | 63 |
| #3 | ⸸VELKA.⸸ | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | | 61% | 114 |
| #5 | Maurito Uolevi | 57% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Maurito Uolevi | 57% | 49 |
| #6 | Jusshi | 56% | 39 |
| #7 | Birb | 54% | 28 |
| #8 | Jereツ | 49% | 39 |
| #9 | Leksa | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kikoG | 12 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Jusshi | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Leksa | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Jereツ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 325 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | kikoG | 273 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Leksa | 134 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Birb | 86 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jusshi | 72 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sep1 | +3.22 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | kikoG | +1.05 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | Jusshi | +0.49 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | Birb | +0.14 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | | -0.63 | 64 | 67 |





