








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 939 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 861 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7779 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7257 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 12289 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 6383 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,035,371 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐_ | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | โmexnerโ | 51% | 78 |
| #3 | ItsVoodox | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | Arnel933 | 51% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐_ | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | โmexnerโ | 51% | 78 |
| #3 | ItsVoodox | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | Arnel933 | 51% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐_ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | โmexnerโ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Arnel933 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ItsVoodox | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โmexnerโ | 111 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Arnel933 | 85 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | ItsVoodox | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐_ | 57 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnel933 | +1.59 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | ItsVoodox | +1.15 | 42 | 72 |
| #3 | BLAcKBiRD | -0.81 | 50 | 67 |
| #4 | โmexnerโ | -1.08 | 46 | 54 |
| #5 | ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐_ | -2.37 | 38 | 64 |





