








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3078 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4086 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4522 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4925 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,460,599 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balls | 67% | 89 |
| #2 | RakT | 64% | 154 |
| #3 | MAd | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | Aicer | 57% | 313 |
| #5 | NipeXX | 56% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aicer | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | RakT | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | OiQ | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | balls | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | NipeXX | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aicer | 772 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #2 | RakT | 297 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | NipeXX | 280 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | tume- | 192 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | balls | 143 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RakT | +1.33 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Sofia | +0.89 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | MAd | +0.75 | 75 | 41 |
| #4 | Aicer | +0.74 | 81 | 72 |
| #5 | NipeXX | +0.73 | 84 | 77 |





