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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 703 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2317 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1400 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1236 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,116,168 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AreS | 45% | 97 |
| #3 | Spit | 42% | 320 |
| #4 | nugg | 41% | 275 |
| #5 | rft | 38% | 151 |
| #6 | Evan | 38% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spit | 81 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | rft | 24 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | nugg | 18 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Evan | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | AreS | 12 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nugg | 1463 | 0.27 | 43 min |
| #2 | Evan | 1425 | 0.31 | 32 min |
| #3 | Spit | 660 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | AreS | 160 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | rft | 147 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AreS | +5.13 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | rft | +0.90 | 64 | 33 |
| #3 | nugg | +0.51 | 30 | 71 |
| #4 | Spit | +0.50 | 46 | 58 |
| #5 | Evan | -0.48 | 57 | 53 |





