








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 669 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22544 | 54% |
| Smokes | 9837 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2651 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 6479 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $875,045 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1671 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carbine | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | Proppa Geeza | 50% | 149 |
| #3 | Papito | 48% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carbine | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | Proppa Geeza | 50% | 149 |
| #3 | Papito | 48% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proppa Geeza | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Papito | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Carbine | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papito | 398 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Proppa Geeza | 218 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Carbine | 111 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carbine | +2.78 | 52 | 56 |
| #2 | Spunky | +0.43 | 52 | 67 |
| #3 | Papito | +0.29 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | Proppa Geeza | -0.90 | 54 | 42 |





