








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4313 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3265 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3520 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2904 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,601 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 〆 | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | FatCat ッ | 56% | 226 |
| #3 | Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | jnó-. | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | jigubigule | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyle | +4.92 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur | +2.60 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | FatCat ッ | +1.12 | 88 | 64 |
| #4 | jnó-. | -0.03 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | 〆 | -0.42 | 71 | 54 |





