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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
37 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 60 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 29 | 48% |
| Smokes | 9 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 19 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $36,840 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C. Arson | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Dragneel276 | 18% | 11 |
| #3 | freddy fratbear | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | trash | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | Kurai | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C. Arson | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Dragneel276 | 18% | 11 |
| #3 | freddy fratbear | 0% | 2 |
| #4 | trash | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | Kurai | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddy fratbear | 17 | 0.38 | 0 min |
| #2 | Kurai | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Dragneel276 | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | C. Arson | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | trash | 2 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C. Arson | +11.54 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | freddy fratbear | +6.24 | 49 | 72 |
| #3 | Dragneel276 | -0.98 | 15 | 41 |
| #4 | trash | -1.05 | 8 | 42 |
| #5 | Kurai | -2.86 | 27 | 25 |





