








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 210 matches | ||
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 846 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14459 | 41% |
| Smokes | 5085 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 9032 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7101 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $943,548 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1872 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canaduh | +1.44 | 44 | 68 |
| #2 | Pussy Galore COMMEND ME | +0.89 | 49 | 82 |
| #3 | PORG | +0.31 | 68 | 33 |
| #4 | L3mon_Sour | -0.35 | 60 | 46 |
| #5 | Skell<3 | -1.61 | 25 | 23 |





