








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
98 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 45 | 9% |
| Smokes | 82 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 179 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 190 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $15,700 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nic | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Lil Gusto III | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Ph4ntom13 | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | Mike hunt | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | SeaBli III | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SeaBli III | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | Wr4th | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | Bridge | 25% | 4 |
| #8 | Ninja02 | 25% | 8 |
| #9 | DUDE!?! #105 | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bridge | 1 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | DUDE!?! #105 | 1 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wr4th | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #2 | Ninja02 | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Bridge | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | SeaBli III | 5 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | DUDE!?! #105 | 4 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wr4th | +1.77 | 71 | 52 |
| #2 | SeaBli III | +1.14 | 51 | 71 |
| #3 | Ninja02 | -0.15 | 35 | 31 |
| #4 | Ph4ntom13 | -0.20 | 64 | 19 |
| #5 | Mike hunt | -0.40 | 3 | 49 |





