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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 263 matches | 1,588 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4599 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4014 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3856 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2912 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,258,357 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 929 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RΓΆdbeTTaN^ | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | π―ππππ | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | nobsanna | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π―ππππ | +5.12 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | RΓΆdbeTTaN^ | +1.39 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | ππππππγ | -1.91 | 39 | 69 |
| #4 | nobsanna | -2.40 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | idisen | -3.43 | 36 | 49 |





