








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 620 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 626 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2659 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4610 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6063 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4807 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,201,700 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ JONNY -M- | 52% | 93 |
| #2 | tmk | 49% | 97 |
| #3 | flako | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | glocker | 42% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ JONNY -M- | 52% | 93 |
| #2 | tmk | 49% | 97 |
| #3 | flako | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | glocker | 42% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmk | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | flako | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | glocker | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ✪ JONNY -M- | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flako | 262 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | tmk | 185 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ JONNY -M- | 113 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | glocker | 92 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmk | +1.63 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | flako | +1.08 | 49 | 77 |
| #3 | glocker | +0.17 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | ✪ JONNY -M- | -0.23 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | sm!le | -0.56 | 74 | 59 |





