








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,390 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2903 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3454 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3064 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3659 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,395,188 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snatu™ | 13 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Dr Phil | 8 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | J 1 T | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Basher | 7 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Deatlyyy- | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J 1 T | 383 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | Deatlyyy- | 232 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Snatu™ | 108 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dr Phil | 64 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Basher | 59 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr Phil | +6.19 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | Basher | +5.70 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | Snatu™ | +3.71 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | Deatlyyy- | +2.70 | 57 | 73 |
| #5 | J 1 T | +2.24 | 71 | 56 |





