








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 335 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10817 | 48% |
| Smokes | 5997 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4488 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1377 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,219 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stew | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Hyperion | 49% | 392 |
| #3 | FoxyCornet13005 | 28% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stew | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Hyperion | 49% | 392 |
| #3 | FoxyCornet13005 | 28% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyperion | 64 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | FoxyCornet13005 | 8 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | stew | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyperion | 1398 | 0.19 | 41 min |
| #2 | FoxyCornet13005 | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | stew | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyperion | +5.55 | 80 | 83 |
| #2 | stew | +1.64 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Chakti wala dumba | -2.36 | 47 | 84 |
| #4 | FoxyCornet13005 | -4.43 | 43 | 50 |





