








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 462 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3710 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4890 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4586 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2483 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,707,199 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Back2hell | 56% | 162 |
| #2 | BoxxyCore | 54% | 188 |
| #3 | Smith | 53% | 70 |
| #4 | AllUpInYa | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | moep! | 47% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BoxxyCore | 54% | 188 |
| #3 | Smith | 53% | 70 |
| #4 | AllUpInYa | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | moep! | 47% | 175 |
| #6 | PsT℠ | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moep! | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | BoxxyCore | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Back2hell | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | PsT℠ | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Smith | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moep! | 562 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Back2hell | 205 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | PsT℠ | 96 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | BoxxyCore | 89 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | AllUpInYa | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smith | +1.39 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | Back2hell | +1.14 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | Cody | +0.24 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | moep! | -0.11 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | BoxxyCore | -0.94 | 45 | 50 |





