








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 714 | 27% |
| Smokes | 963 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 497 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 493 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,190 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dT | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | DarthJayR | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | tioN | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | Bcool | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dT | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | DarthJayR | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | tioN | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | Bcool | 40% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dT | 2 | 0.0247 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bcool | 266 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | tioN | 53 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | DarthJayR | 30 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | dT | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarthJayR | +6.17 | 62 | 66 |
| #2 | tioN | +5.70 | 53 | 56 |
| #3 | dT | +1.87 | 34 | 47 |
| #4 | Pomeru Senpai | +0.50 | 38 | 53 |
| #5 | Bcool | -3.51 | 11 | 43 |





