








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3503 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2286 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2434 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3146 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,877 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamsy | 46% | 180 |
| #2 | lenoobraine13 | 45% | 71 |
| #3 | stonedland13 | 44% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamsy | 46% | 180 |
| #2 | lenoobraine13 | 45% | 71 |
| #3 | stonedland13 | 44% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamsy | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | lenoobraine13 | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | stonedland13 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamsy | 1153 | 0.30 | 26 min |
| #2 | stonedland13 | 350 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | lenoobraine13 | 186 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamsy | +4.76 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | stonedland13 | -0.33 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | lenoobraine13 | -1.92 | 25 | 39 |
| #4 | lolooo8338 | -4.05 | 22 | 58 |





