








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1144 | 49% |
| Smokes | 334 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 179 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 671 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,361 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goliatrix 海賊王 | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | ⸘FrACA‽ | 56% | 78 |
| #3 | Noname | 55% | 96 |
| #4 | .default | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | ARGemma90™ ⭐⭐⭐ | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⸘FrACA‽ | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Noname | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | 565 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #2 | ⸘FrACA‽ | 497 | 0.31 | 14 min |
| #3 | ARGemma90™ ⭐⭐⭐ | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | .default | 51 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Goliatrix 海賊王 | 18 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goliatrix 海賊王 | +2.22 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | ⸘FrACA‽ | +2.20 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | Noname | +1.99 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | [No]Stress.?™ ツ⭐⭐⭐ | -1.09 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | .default | -1.24 | 59 | 53 |





