








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 614 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 569 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8800 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8101 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4417 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7017 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,035,334 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vikwak | 53% | 701 |
| #2 | Shimmi | 51% | 270 |
| #3 | qiC [B8] | 48% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vikwak | 53% | 701 |
| #2 | Shimmi | 51% | 270 |
| #3 | qiC [B8] | 48% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vikwak | 19 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Shimmi | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | qiC [B8] | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vikwak | 1553 | 0.11 | 47 min |
| #2 | Shimmi | 68 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | qiC [B8] | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vikwak | +3.18 | 82 | 85 |
| #2 | Weng | +0.59 | 63 | 76 |
| #3 | qiC [B8] | +0.00 | 56 | 64 |
| #4 | Shimmi | -6.08 | 22 | 31 |





