








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2306 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2232 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1253 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 248 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,808 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vitibolo | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | Ze Love | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Beaglemetralha | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Amendol@ | 53% | 53 |
| #5 | johnny | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Brad Pitanga | 47% | 34 |
| #14 | garden | 46% | 28 |
| #15 | ReDFlyeR | 44% | 108 |
| #16 | FzT | 42% | 36 |
| #17 | 🅶𝟭𝟬 | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corno | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | vitibolo | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Leo Lanches | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | ReDFlyeR | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | GUE10 EL ENTRY | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corno | 220 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | FzT | 190 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ⓩ Abdu Rozik | 174 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | BODE VEIO | 167 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | ReDFlyeR | 159 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnny | +2.56 | 62 | 71 |
| #2 | Leo Lanches | +2.32 | 67 | 75 |
| #3 | Ze Love | +1.44 | 53 | 70 |
| #4 | Ⓩ Abdu Rozik | +1.05 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | GUE10 EL ENTRY | +1.02 | 54 | 62 |





