








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 174 | 11% |
| Smokes | 630 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 401 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 379 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,824 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | General Gazpacho | 46% | 52 |
| #2 | BenN1 | 45% | 77 |
| #3 | InToX | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | BieneMaja | 39% | 51 |
| #5 | byte | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | General Gazpacho | 46% | 52 |
| #2 | BenN1 | 45% | 77 |
| #3 | InToX | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | BieneMaja | 39% | 51 |
| #5 | byte | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BenN1 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | InToX | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | General Gazpacho | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | BieneMaja | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BenN1 | 370 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | BieneMaja | 150 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | InToX | 139 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | General Gazpacho | 104 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | byte | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InToX | +3.98 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | General Gazpacho | +3.06 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | BenN1 | +1.92 | 60 | 74 |
| #4 | BieneMaja | -2.56 | 57 | 62 |
| #5 | Hunthomas | -4.41 | 34 | 27 |





