








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1306 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2010 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1621 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1721 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,289,180 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 962 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lean | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | eikei | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Raelle | 53% | 195 |
| #4 | Kenny | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lean | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | eikei | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Raelle | 53% | 195 |
| #4 | Kenny | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raelle | 108 | 0.0262 |
| #2 | lean | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Kenny | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | eikei | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raelle | 229 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kenny | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | lean | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | eikei | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪︎7NaUP | +2.18 | 74 | 46 |
| #2 | lean | +1.12 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | Raelle | +0.36 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | Kenny | -0.31 | 78 | 49 |
| #5 | eikei | -1.04 | 71 | 38 |





