








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 597 | 5% |
| Smokes | 2501 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5983 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 3280 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,393,760 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radomił Gamer 2 | 51% | 306 |
| #2 | roni.fun.2014 | 49% | 451 |
| #3 | Linkan | 46% | 187 |
| #4 | Gabb | 44% | 197 |
| #5 | roni.fun.2015 | 39% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | roni.fun.2014 | 49% | 451 |
| #3 | Linkan | 46% | 187 |
| #4 | Gabb | 44% | 197 |
| #5 | roni.fun.2015 | 39% | 97 |
| #6 | WarpShifter | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roni.fun.2014 | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Radomił Gamer 2 | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Linkan | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | roni.fun.2015 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | WarpShifter | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radomił Gamer 2 | 1410 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | roni.fun.2014 | 1138 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #3 | Linkan | 279 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | WarpShifter | 228 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gabb | 219 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabb | +1.29 | 47 | 62 |
| #2 | Linkan | +0.93 | 70 | 52 |
| #3 | Radomił Gamer 2 | +0.69 | 62 | 76 |
| #4 | roni.fun.2014 | +0.68 | 48 | 63 |
| #5 | WarpShifter | -1.49 | 46 | 70 |





